{"id":4120,"date":"2012-10-28T18:23:20","date_gmt":"2012-10-28T16:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/s8pmc.lt\/?p=4120"},"modified":"2013-09-01T14:54:21","modified_gmt":"2013-09-01T12:54:21","slug":"how-to-be-a-highlander","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/s8pmc.lt\/Lt\/about\/how-to-be-a-highlander\/","title":{"rendered":"Kaip b\u016bti \u201eMAKLAUDU\u201c: Instrukcija"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4136\" title=\"Kalnietis\" src=\"http:\/\/s8pmc.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/highlander.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"630\" height=\"945\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sveiki draugai,<\/p>\n<p>pastaruoju metu vis re\u010diau susiduriame su \u0161ios r\u016b\u0161ies padaru, ypa\u010d paj\u016brio kra\u0161te. Tod\u0117l paruo\u0161\u0117me instrukcij\u0105 pradedan\u010diajam<em> maklaudui,\u00a0<\/em>tam, jog \u0161i r\u016b\u0161is visi\u0161kai nei\u0161nykt\u0173 nuo \u017eem\u0117s pavir\u0161iaus:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Niekada neprisipa\u017eink <em>maklaudav\u0119s<\/em>, niekada neatsipra\u0161yk!<\/li>\n<li>Jei jauti, jog \u012f tave pataik\u0117, ta\u010diau nematai kas &#8211; rei\u0161kia \u012f tave nepataik\u0117.<\/li>\n<li>Jei tave nu\u0161ov\u0117 \u012f subin\u0119, visada dar turi 3-4 sekundes atsisukti ir \u0161auti atgal.<\/li>\n<li>Jei vienu metu nu\u0161ovei savo <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">prie\u0161\u0105<\/span>, o jo buvai nu\u0161autas pats, tai \u017euvo jis, ne tu!<\/li>\n<li>Tavo \u0161ratai visada lekia toliausiai ir taikliausiai, o prie\u0161o &#8211; visada netoli ir kreivai.<\/li>\n<li>Jei esi apkaltintas <em>maklaudavimu<\/em>, visada ginkis kaltintoj\u0105 kaltindamas taip pat <em>maklauduojant<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Atsimink, jog pu\u0161el\u0117s, auk\u0161ta \u017eol\u0117, tamsa, prietema, 40 m. yra neper\u0161aunami prie\u0161o \u0161rat\u0173.<\/li>\n<li>Jei esi tarnav\u0119s, tarnaujantis, \u0161aulys, \u017eaidi CS, MW, BF3 &#8211; \u012f tave re\u010diau pataiko, jei skaitai forumus apie karyb\u0105 ir \u017ei\u016bri dokumentinius filmus youtube apie Irak\u0105, Afganistan\u0105, VDV, SEAL &#8211; \u012f tave niekada nepataiko prie\u0161o \u0161ratas.<\/li>\n<li>Jei tave kaltina <em>maklaudavimu<\/em> &#8211; rei\u0161kia \u017eaidi geriau u\u017e visus ir jie tiesiog tav\u0119s bijo.<\/li>\n<li><em>Maklauduoti<\/em> galima ir buityje, pvz. &#8211; jei vaikai durni, kalta mokykla ar dar\u017eelis; jei ma\u017ea alga, rei\u0161kia kalta vald\u017eia; jei \u017emonai trenkei, rei\u0161kia pati kalta; jei prisig\u0117rei ir apsiv\u0117mei, rei\u0161kia kalti kotletai; jei privarei \u012f kelnes&#8230; tu niekada neprivarai \u012f kelnes.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Tikim\u0117s, jog \u0161ie de\u0161imt \u012fsakym\u0173 pad\u0117s jums kokybi\u0161kiau leisti savo laisvalaik\u012f ir d\u017eiuginti mus.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sveiki draugai, pastaruoju metu vis re\u010diau susiduriame su \u0161ios r\u016b\u0161ies padaru, ypa\u010d paj\u016brio kra\u0161te. Tod\u0117l&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/s8pmc.lt\/Lt\/about\/how-to-be-a-highlander\/\">Read the post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kaip b\u016bti \u201eMAKLAUDU\u201c: Instrukcija<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4457,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,318],"tags":[322,1374],"class_list":["post-4120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-about","category-reader","tag-cheater","tag-fun","excerpt","zoom","full-without-featured","even","excerpt-0"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/s8pmc.lt\/Lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4120"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/s8pmc.lt\/Lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/s8pmc.lt\/Lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/s8pmc.lt\/Lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/s8pmc.lt\/Lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/s8pmc.lt\/Lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4120\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/s8pmc.lt\/Lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/s8pmc.lt\/Lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/s8pmc.lt\/Lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/s8pmc.lt\/Lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}